STALKER

- someone who engages in stalking.

How to determine if you're a stalker on social networking?

1. Do you check the person's account more often than others?
2. Upon checking the person's account, do you browse on the comments section? The conversation she/he had with someone? (For fb)
3. Do you check every photos of the person after adding them? Or lets say that person have a public profile. Do you look even at the cover photos? (For fb)
4. You know the name of her/his friends even though you haven't met them before.
5. You're not liking every picture of that person. So you wouldn't get noticed.

If you can relate on the examples given, I think you're already a stalker.


Being stalker in real life is really creepy.

CONYO

Conyo

- a combination of two language in one sentence. Tagalog for filipinos and english for americans. Conyo can be distinguished as taglish too.


Here are some examples of conyo words:

1. I love this place, parang its like new york.

2. I'm here na.You're so tagal, I'm so bored na here.

3. She's so annoying kasi. I hate her na.

4. I'm on my way na, si manong driver kasi so tagal umalis.

5. Let's order this one, para kasi syang delicious.


My examples are so konti. Pero i'll make dagdag na lang if I have free time. Ciao!

GRAMMAR

I must admit I'm not really good in grammar. For me, I can understand basic english but it's really hard for me to respond in english too. Maybe there are people out there who feel the same way as I did. Let's face it, there are so many grammar nazi on "internet world"and also on the "real world". We can't do anything about it. Unless you wanted to defend yourself.

If my grammar is wrong and someone correct me, I will accept the fact that I am wrong and just move on with my life. You don't have to spend every minute of your life arguing with people. It can apply on relationships too, if you did something wrong and your partner is explaining why she is right. Just accept it. As simple as that but not as easy as it supposed to be.

LOVE

What is love?

- a variety of different feelings, states, and attitudes that ranges from interpersonal affection to pleasure.

Different kinds/stages of Love


Crush

- It's a feeling where you constantly wanted to see the person "your crush" everyday. It's like whenever you see her/him you feel like your day is almost complete. It's the stage where you have so much "kilig" cells on your body.
Summary: You adore the person because she/he have a perfect hormones.

Love at first sight

- I don't really believe in this. It's like a first glance at your crush.

Puppy Love

- This is the kind of love where you are on a certain age which is around 8-12 yrs old. You have been mistaken it as love. Well, its really love it's just the spark isn't there.
It's like a caterpillar who is not yet a butterfly.

M.U.

- For me, this is the happiest stage of love and also the saddest. This is when you are in love with the person and they love you back. But, without formality. You act as couples.
Summary: Mutual Feelings

Fling

- A kind of love which is only one person is inlove. It's either you or your fling mate. It's the stage where you are confused of being inlove with the person or just having "kilig" moments with them. It's like M.U.


Serious Love

- This is the most common kind of love, all of us except the younger ones, already experienced it. Don't deny it!! Some of us are having this right now, some already had this before and some regrets that they lost it. This is the stage of love where you can't explain your feelings anymore. There is no exact words to say on how much inlove you are with a certain person. It's like when you wake up in the morning he/she is the first person you ever think of and on night he/she is the last person you think of before going to sleep. I don't need to explain this because I know that while reading this you have thought of someone. Yeah! You're inlove.


P.S. These are my personal definition of love, if you're against it, don't read it.

CLUMSY

What is clumsy?

- awkward in movement or in handling things.

How to know if you're a clumsy person?

- I don't have any explanation on how to determine if you're clumsy or not. So, I will just put it this way. "You're just a normal person with a tremendous bad luck." You always make mistakes by just being you.

Here are some examples of a clumsy person doing simple things.

- You are picking up some tools on the back of your car (compartment) but after picking them up you bump your head on the door of the compartment.

- You are eating your favorite steak, while eating your steak it suddenly slip into your favorite pants. (bad luck right)

- Your hand is dirty; you wash it in the sink, after opening the faucet the water splashed into your shirt.

- You are trying to avoid making some noise so you're moving slowly. But you accidentally break 2 glass, 1 window and an elephant figurine.

Those are just examples. But no one knows, maybe there is one person out there who experienced all of this.